german mother always takes the cake

My favorite is one in which she goes "Ach, Laura, you are making a joke"

mine is the one where she does the new york times spelling bee at breakfast

She really did me in when she introduced her Italian dad.

i honestly couldn't choose between german mom or italian dad i just couldn't *aggresive italian dad sneeze*

“you are cold? i am not” sends me into orbit every time 💀💀💀

"did I ask you what's boring?" 😆

I like when they go get coffee and she is excited about a Labrador and when she sees her friend Karolina -- idk why I'm so happy to know that she has her own friends

“I am suggesting we are watching the Bourne Ultimatoom.”

me anytime I see striped shirts: ahoy ahoy you are a pirate!