Gonna be a long day on the course

You can either suck at golf or take forever to play. You can’t do both.

Golf alone then bud. I’m out. You can suck, but you can’t suck and be slow

Too many people play golf

take the journey

Had three women in front of me a few months ago who decided to do the same thing. Then they got mad when we asked to play through. Ended up skipping an entire hole to get in front.

I had a group that was hitting 180 off the tee and waiting for the green to clear on every par 5. The. Taking 4 shots to get to said green. I was close to losing it.

🤷‍♂️ True friends don't bring their beginner golfer friends to the course. Help them get comfortable at the range, then a par 3, then 9 holes at twilight with zero pressure. C'mon people. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Dude needs to buy some golf clothes so he can at least look like a golfer.

Dude seems to be taking long for swing because he thinks he needs to, just swing at it and hit the ball. I'll never understand why casual golfers think they gotta be so technical.

Honestly, decent action. He’ll get there.

Shrink the game