Gordon: *Wanting to rest after pulling the express* Some blue tank engine:

I yearn for the mines Gordon.

“Hey. Hey Gordon.” “…” “Gordon.” “…” Goooooorrrrrrrdoooooooonnnnn.” *eyes turn towards Thomas* “…what?” “You smell that?” “Smell what?” *barely audible whisper* “Ditch water.”

MY NAMES ELMER

I'm a very tall midget.

For some reason the "hello Gordon" sent me

Thomas: Hello Gordon. Gordon: What do you want, Thomas. Thomas: I just wanted to tell you that; *BLOWS WHISTLE LOUDLY* You should do some hard work for a change!! * Runs away* Gordon: ... *Silent but angry contemplation*

Anyone else get Tomy Thomas and Friends vibes from this?

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