Guys I think something is wrong with my tomodachi life…

This is quite literally the ending of the second venom movie

Yeah...i'm sure no one knows

Canon

Oh girl everyone knows you’re gay

LMFAOOOOOOO I wish there was a way to change what pronouns they use to describe themselves (for Venom, it would be cool if they said “we”)

What gets me is how drawn out the exclamation is like he takes his sweet ass time finishing that sentence

got a banger last night

I mean. A male symbiote alway glued to the naked skin of another man. Of course you are

We all know, Eddie. We all know...

took me back to to the Venom mpreg segment you had from a few years ago

we all know

Venom literally landed THREE JOKES in one go: 1) Water, cuz his species hates fire 2) GAAAAAYYYYYYY 3) "The sea, how is it so vast" is literally how he talks

The fact that its canon lmfao

Seems just fine to me

Seems right to me

@enormeputa @ckiisskiiss

EVERYBODY knows 🙄🙄🤣🤣

The fact that he whispers it like it's a secret absolutely sends me

Todo mundo sabe

@SirGnampf

sorry for my ignorance but what game is this? i would love to play it

canon

Yes, they included Non-Binary and pronoun bullshit. That is what is wrong with this game. @Nintendo doesn't need to get into the grooming business of the LGBTQ+AI. Sad times.