Guys,what would make you react this way?

A 9 inch trans schlong.

IS THAT A DR PEPPER VENDING MACHINE IN THE KITCHEN ?

If she cheated on you and you are just counting down the days before you leave her ass..

The algorithm never fails 😂

Did he just get a can of soup out of the coke machine in his house?

A penis 🤷🏼‍♂️

The tattoo on her mons that reads “Mike’s pussy”…and that ain’t Mike.

Well....

The sudden whiff of a yeast infection

nah nah nah hold up, what did bro take out of the vending machine?? O.o

1) If this is used as an apology for manipulation 2) if this is some form of bribery to get her way 3) if this has been weaponized in any other way in the relationship

Women, most men like a little mystery to their lady. Guys are actually very visual. We like the sexy lingerie, the heels etc.. Everything doesn’t have to be immediately on display.

Excuse me.... Did he pull a can of soup out of that soda vending machine?

When she is my neighbor's wife.

She played the FAFO game. She lost. The bro did not like her playing that game. Now, she is trying to entice him into playing the game of make-up sex using the “I don’t want to admit I was wrong“ strategy. Bro sees straight thru her ploy. He IS NOT in the mood for her emotional games. He wants an outright apology before he would even consider discussing anything with her.

Probably the fact that a can of tomatoes came out the soda machine 😳

Too much "hair."

Hairy tits.

I'd be shocked to get a can of beans out of a Dr. Pepper machine, too. And disappointed.

For me, it would be this.

So many girls think just because average or below average dudes give u attention, mean u can just use ur body to effect us, doesn’t work that way ladies The men u want, u have to respect, we can get girls We know what u look like and we aren’t desperate U have to bring us more

A new Holy War.

1. She's someone else's gf/wife 2. She gave another man attention 3. I wanna mess with her head ♊️ (don't do this if you don't know what you're doing or you'll really hurt her) You gotta make it into a game of only feigning rejection like, "r u crazy it's no nut November!" or something.

She’s a cheater. If she had a cock, I’d be punching him in the face, not walking away.

He’s a Kamala voter. It’s okay, his wife’s boyfriend will take over from here. 😂

My first assumption is that she has a list of chores taped to her under the towel.