Happy Thanksgiving 🫡 🦅

Turkey fryers are the most vicious intelligence test ever devised

Quick holiday tip. Put the turkey in the empty pot, fill it with water until just about an inch above the turkey. Mark a line. Dump the water and dry out the pot thoroughly, then refill with oil up to the line. Don’t freak out putting it in, it’s supposed to boil, and all the popping and cracking is just the moisture in the bird.

Thanksgiving is giving the 4th a run for it money on people burning down their own shit…

Why don't they roast them like normal people?

Today we honor all the incredulous spouses, siblings, children, and cousins who recorded these moments for prosperity.

Easy-peasy…

Risking injury and property damage, and ignoring all warnings from reputable sources, just because you want something deep fried is instead of cooked any other way is about as American as it gets. The only thing else that could make it more American would be firearms

Love my oil-free fryer!

I see Wapplehouse post a clip, I hit unmute. Simple as.

You know what would go great with this? Freebird!

Why do people still deep fry their birds?

Biblical-level grease fires, an American tradition

This will never get old!

Yay! Turkey!

Seriously. Is Thanksgiving the best day to test your suicidal tendencies?

i knew this was coming i saw it last year the music is still such a perfect choice it still hurts to see all these buffoons mess up everything 😭

Seems to me people on this videos forget or don’t understand physics. You have leave empty space within the pot to account for the mass of the turkey and then some to prevent overflowing flowing.

Get the oil to temp. Turn off the burner. Slowly lower the bird in. Cover. Turn burner back on Get it back up to temp.

I’m frying my turkey in olive oil this year. Can’t wait!

I saw this on mute and went, oh it’s gotta have free bird. And you delivered

Thanksgiving in the US looks a little dangerous but Americans do seem to like to live dangerously. In Canada, we try to avoid massive uncontrolled flames in our home, but that could be a cultural thing, I don't want to judge.

Yeah, never deep fry anything if you don't have experience. My coworker takes his turkey to a Chinese restaurant every year. They charge him $40 and do it every well.

Fire Departments hate Thanksgiving..

Don’t eat everybody cooking !! 😂

Fully defrosted, dried.. and turn the gas off before you drop your turkey. And turn it off again when you take it out

They should rename Thanksgiving to 'Burns night'.

I remember one Joe Bastardi demonstrating this quite well

Every year without fail someone burns down their fucking house because they tried deep frying a turkey this year will be no different

@grok why does this happen? Also, happy thanksgiving!

If you’re not wearing Kevlar to cook your bird what are you even doing, just make nachos

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World war Thanksgiving