Has anyone tried?

I like to steadily go slower and slower

I like running my window washer instead, they get spray on their car. It’s a special treat if it’s either a nice car or convertible. They back off really quick.

Is it me or are people who drive Subarus tend to be the ones who drive like assholes?

Its all fun and games until you actually meet someone unhinged...

What else works is not camping out in the left lane.

Just ride the edge of the road and kick rocks at their windshield, if you’re lucky you’ll chip it

I don't even look at them... completely oblivious they are even there, and could not care less. Most of the trucks I drive don't even have a mirror on the windshield, and I have to move the one in my car to see to the right because I'm too tall.

My dad's truck had an easily accessible button underneath the brake pedal that activated the brake lights when the brake pedal hit it. He would push that button with his foot to make people think he had hit the brakes to make them back off.

you know what else works? growing some BALLS somebody wants to drive 2 feet behind you instead of 200? LITERALLY DOESN'T MATTER if you're worried about getting your ass rammed YOU'RE A BOTTOM

Moron

You can also use your windshield washer when they’re that close. Great seeing them clean their windshield and back off a little bit

I never go slow enough that people feel the need to ride my ass

Oh sh** a dog (no dog), slams on breaks.

Have you tried not being a slow pos first?

Doesn’t work in my area

I do the left signal first, when they get back up on me I do the right signal and when they’re coming back up on me I hit the hazards. They usually pass me at that point, blowing the horn and giving the bird, leaving me all warm and fuzzy inside.

Too pussy to just speed up

Im just pressing the brake very quickly.. that's funny 😂

I run in the dirt and swerve around a bit, they back right off instantly

Windshield wiper spray

I clean my windshield with fluid. The spray gets on their car, they tend to back off.

I’m gonna try this. I also start signing. Which confuses them.

I like the old car mirrors where you could flip the switch on the bottom and the car in it disappeared.

Nah, unload your windshield washer fluid.

or just hit your windshield washer fluid and it sprays over the hood and on to their windshield and they have to back off

this doesn't work on the highway.

I slow down to 5-10 under, then speed up to the 5-10 over I was previously doing. I repeat it until they stop tailgating or pass already. I rarely ever have to do this more than 3 times. Once I had to repeat it for about 6 miles until he turned off. It was kinda fun, tbh.

I downshift.

Fog lights

lowering my speed to like two under the speed limit and turning cruise control on. Then turning up music or podcast and enjoying my ride.

Nah I just purposely drive slower

Yes. I've been doing this for years.

Dudes laugh went up like 4 decibels 😅

You’re a bum for not speeding up

Not in MA. People get off on almost hitting you as you turn off the road. I want to fight people daily because of that shit