Hegseth: Nobody's texting war plans. I know exactly what I'm doing

On a scale of one to Jersey Shore Snooki, what level of inebriation are we looking at here?

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Bro looks loaded. 😬

do you think he has enough hair gel?

He should step down already. The more denial there is, the worse he looks.

Next morning after a drunk night out: “Hey man, sorry if I, like, accidentally leaked classified war plans. That was wild, huh? Anyway, you good?”

He’s denying it’s “texting” because he can argue that it was actually sent via third-party messaging app, which technically is different than texting.

Weapons used, location, and time are war plans. This info is now known. Isn't it time to publish the text? 🤨

Is it the gin talking, or is it Hegseth talking?

Psych 101 He lying! 🤣🇨🇦

What in the absolute fuck was this. What an embarrassment.