Here is the full Cybercab launch event presentation:

I made sure to get front row so I could record it for y'all!

How is this the event? Zero new information. What were the NDAs and embargo for? Why all the hype for absolutely nothing?

Thanks for sharing. Wish Tesla held an actual event for everyone instead of for influencers like yourself. Not very thrilling or loving when a lot of us are boots on the ground recommending, revealing how great Tesla is etc. but they only seem to care about influencers like yourself unfortunately. Why not for all customers and shareholders? Many influencers there aren’t even shareholders. Make it make sense

quick summary 👇

I love Tesla and this event but stock is gonna crater tomorrow this was big nothing burger

Lmaooo Elon wasn’t there? So it was sell the news type of events that’s why they didn’t stream it? Weird af…

Elon wasn’t even there?! Lol

This is a civilizational changing technology and we got a boring ass PowerPoint demo from 4 people with the charisma of a potato. Why do they even do these things if it’s gonna be such low effort

Absolutely unacceptable that this was not streamed live. Why the F not? This was so positive and provided such clarity. Definitely a missed opportunity and as a shareholder, I would like to know why? I bet I own more TSLA shares than half of the attendees combined. Tesla PR sucks!

It’s pretty clear why they didn’t live stream this. The presentation was lame AF and Elon wasn’t even there. So odd. At least dim the lighting or something. Good thing the Cybercab is the tits and will completely transform transportation. The most exciting part was seeing the first time rides. Dud event showcasing an unbelievable product.

This has to be one of the saddest ways to show a product. Literally no official coverage? Christ

What a terrible.. terrible event. Poorly handled, poorly executed, a circle jerk event for information already known. Tesla is leading in this mediocrity

From everything I’ve seen so far this was a meh event Is it significant historically probably but we’ll only know in retrospect Stock seems to have an opinion

Well that explains why Elon was on here posting because he wasn't on stage talking

@grok did they even say anything that wasn't already public knowledge?

I thinks it’s great that Elon franz etc let these guys run this show. We all know who ashook is. “Tesla Ai master”. Great to see these guys explain their work a little and get the recognition.

Congratulations to the entire Tesla team on engineering and advancing Tesla’s autonomous Cybercab fleet. ➖An impressive milestone in the journey toward a future of autonomous transportation! 🚕⚡🙌 $tsla

Biggest flop of all time

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They should not use this to showcase the technical details of cybercab. Tell us about the business model and how it will generate revenue. That is what we and investors care about.

Why is Tesla so low key on all this? Weird

Interesting that they didn't reveal any stats around the efficiency gains with unboxed manufacturing ... clearly, they're not yet getting the gains they're looking for. Will probably be a very long road like FSD.

No Elon?

Fun. 🤩

Cool? I’m torn because this is a big event but very odd. No stream for what reason? No news about actual pricing, expected growth to other markets, or production ramp? I hope we get to hear a bit more in earnings call for Q3, but man what a hype build for, “eh, cybercab here now”

Tesla has lost the magic. What was this event even for?

So Elon is not available for this Epic moment for Tesla . What a CEO…

Delivered with all the enthusiasm of weekday bingo at a nursing home. Such a downer.

I will never be excited for another Tesla event again

@elonmusk I’m curious, how would Cybercab respond if a violent crowd of “protestors” were in the streets and trying to attack the person inside? Thoughts? @grok An unfortunate but valid question.

One of the worst events organized by $TSLA . Invitees wasted so much money, time, and effort just to attend. People acted like getting a Cybercab event invite meant they were about to conquer the world — and this is what we got? What a disappointing event. Shame on @robotaxi

@grok Did they give any numbers or prediction of year end numbers of units launching? What is the strategy for launching per cities

Closed captioning was super useful here. Hard to understand all the accents with lousy audio. Event appears way too low key for such a new and awesome product.

This is messed up. And everyone there acting like they were seeing Optimus. Nothing new. I'm all in, but damn it this was all so misleading.

Tesla really needs to learn how to put on an event. But we‘ve said this for a decade. People still expect Apple like events. Just not their style. Sadly disappoints the internet every time.