Here's why Brydon Carse been made unavailable for England's second Test against Pakistan 🤔

This really isn't that difficult. If you want a central contract don't go out on the lash, especially where you have a target on your back.

There’s a victory beer 🍺👏🏼 - and then there’s drinking like a dick. Travis Head is regularly snapped slurping the top off a frothy within minutes of sealing a test win, but he’s never snapped in handcuffs, nightclub scuffles or in court for affray. The Poms drink like dicks.

Normal night for an England player.

This is really dull, Stephan. Every story is just a dull, predictable reiteration of the last story you filed and the six before that. No new information at all. If there is please use at the top of your story, so we can ignore the constant cut and paste jobs.