Hey, fuck this guy.

Don’t spend your time in the pub with your mates, spend your time in your car talking to your mobile phone

Fuck is that accent.😂

Coming from a specky geek talking to himself in a car thinking people value his opinions . Away and get your hole son .😂😂😂😂

I'd love to see this guy in 20 years when he's a miserable old bastard with no mates because he was a pure wanker in his "prime" and nobody ended up wanting fuck all to do with him

I’ll tell who spent too much time in the local pub… his barber before he cut that hair.

Incredible way of saying 'I've got no mates'

What a bellend I fucking love a piss up at the pub and a shag. Even when I ain’t pissed I still love a shag though tbh. No matter what mood I’m in it’s amazing

Cunts probably got nae mates to go with.. came into a local boozer he’d get they stupid glasses punched aff his face and a proper haircut

Bring back bullying

He’s definitely went to the pub, talked, then got battered

The saddest example of inclusivity is the fact that cunts like this - a dweeb who probably ate worms in the playground at primary school - can go to a gym and meet other incels then make videos on the internet. Bullying would have stamped this sort of thing out long before.

And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our friends naw I’m staying in the night

That accent

“A don’t want to do that” Aye well it’s a good things nobody’s asking him

That fucking voice

The words of someone who’s never been invited to the pub before

Boom boom boom everybody say ( shut up ya specky bastard)

He's talking bollocks saying pub boozers are living in the past. I've made some of my best plans pissed up down the pub. I've not actually done any of them but that's beside the point.

That fuckin accent man

Cunt probably spends half his life in the gym taking selfies in the mirror.

Hyrox final boss

Aye spend your prime dain monologues in your car, on your own, that folk are just going to take the piss out of you for, and you can’t even blame your narcissistic attention seeking on the bevvy. You are actually that much of a wanker. 👍

AI hairline means Fail mthfckr😆

He’s a real person, his insta is right there

This kind of guy is gym obsessed, usually as a result of insecurity. They can't enjoy normal relaxation, food, drink etc because they're obsessing about being rested for the gym, scared of a bit of flab. So they pretend they don't want to do any of those things

He looks about 40 and spent his 20s in the boozer

Imagine getting put on the same table as him at a wedding.

Just away out and get mad with it, pal. Honestly, after a bottle of buckie, ten pints, and a couple of Mitsubishis you won’t be talking about the past. You’ll not remember what happened 10 seconds ago let alone last year. But what a night you’ll have.

Specky nae pals, hipster Harry Potter hair massacre, pseudo-intellectual, wannabe insta life-coach gimp. "Don't go to the pub, guys, sit in your shite car and bleat into your phone like a little bitch about the cool guys who like football and won't buy cunts like you a pint..."

Is that the love child of Dennis Taylor & Harry Potter?

Just went on his TikTok and the cunt is making a ‘birthday cake weetabix’. What a fucking spanner

Boring bastard this lad could be dead in the morning do what you like in life

Watched this and I have made up My mind …. Am no wearing ma specks ever again 🤣🤣