Home run probability: 100%

Doesn’t matter if we don’t get the W. What is wrong with this team?

Rocco fired yet?

Probability of them still losing: 100%

10th loss probability: 100%

nice to see something positive out of this loss

I love how empty the stands are. You deserve it, as an organization

Tampon Tim refilling the little boys bathroom with tampons probability: 100%

Yet, he’s still batting under .200, they still lost, and the stadium was empty.

LETS GO BUCK

Attendance 25%