Honest assessment of Marcus Bontempelli.

You’ve been great Grant but this should lead to you being deported. No one disses the Bont!

Don’t slander the Bont mate. Just making yourself look like skip bayless.

Stick to food bro.🤣

@grantcohn we need to have an honest conversation about how you’re just a variant of Nick Miller, (Jake Johnson’s) character in New Girl. This applies to both your physical appearance and your personality.

Is that good?

@That_Boy_Eli YES I LOVE THIS COMPARISON 😍

@grantcohn @That_Boy_Eli Such a good comp, Nick is the greatest

@ashaireonna @grantcohn Love all the characters tbh but for sure Nick Carries 🤣. I’m going to keep pushing for Grant to incorporate a weekly New Girl review into his content

Not a Dogs fan but 27 disposals is a solid game. The Bont is probably one of the most universally liked players even among oppo fans

He hit it through the other uprights. You're goddam right

You, sir, are one of two things - an A-Grade fuckwit or a master troll. Potentially both.

And guess what Grant. Not even the best player in the comp. Sir Nicholas Daicos

I’m not a Dogs fan but Bont and his team won a premiership (Super Bowl) in his third season. Bailey Smith has never won one. Dangerfield took 14 seasons and had to change teams to win. Papley has been playing 10 seasons and played in 3 losing Grand Finals. The Bont is better then those 3

You watch one game and think you know everything? "the other uprights" lol.

😂

Bailey Smith used to play with The Bont at the bulldogs. They preferred The Bont, and look where that got them!

Rage baiting at its finest 🎣😂

0/10 rage bait.

Grant why do I feel like we are being set up for an upcoming anvil-on-the-joke featuring The Bont?

Hey Grant, we should catch up and continue this conversation. I’m suggesting in Footscray. See you there

Bro, you're on the wrong side of the road.

you've gone after Bambi, you're gonna get it now

Bontempelli is miles better player than Papley & Bailey Smith, at the end of day AFL is a team sport.

You’re so right. Bont can never be on Papley’s level.

SEPPO click bait

Quality ragebait, but don’t respect it. Mug’s game. In the vernacular, you qualify as a drop kick at best, shit prick more likely.

Imagine thinking Bonti would want to be known in the same breath as Papley lol.....Nice ragebait.

bro hates bont🤣😭

You are showing your ignorance of the game, as you did in your article. You think kicking goals is the only measure of a great footballer. Bont had 27 disposals - that is an elite game by anyone's standard. His role in the team is not as a goal kicker.

Your assessment of Patrick Dangerfield is spot on. Future hall of fame legend once he retires. Danger plays for Geelong, entire club has turned itself around the past 20 years, one of the big ones now, everyone is sick of them. Bont plays for a minnow so they feel bad for him.

Haha we need some PR. Grant has gone all in on the most hated team Geelong and industry plant Dangerfield and attacking the AFL Stephen Curry. I look forward to the face turn when he turns on the Cats.

Not sure why it’s taken an American to finally point this out be he’s 100% correct. Bont is the most overrated superstar ever. Consistently underperforms in the big games year on year but it gets swept under the rug because no one gives a fuck about the Bulldogs

You're the worst rage baiter alive.

I hope everyone now gets a feel for how insufferable you are Bont is a national treasure. Go home

I get your rage farming for engagement, but best to sit this one out.

This bloke has me in stitches, can we keep him and send our hacks over to Seppoville ? legend 👌

What a dickhead you are coming here and insulting the GOAT. Fuck off back to your scum nation

Legend. Absolutely nailed it with the Justin Herbert comparison. You know who stepped up late on in that game Taylor ‘Tex’ Walker. A former teammate of Patrick Dangerfield and a Radelaide legend

Watch Dangerflog this week vs Freo, then get back to me 😀 The Bont is far superior to Danger, you're only going off 1 game (btw, check out Nick Daicos highlights, and/or his dad Peter's highlights...which brings me to another point, you should have the father son rule in NFL!)