How a Canadian is born… 🏒🍁

Minus the Carolina jersey …

Swap it for Leafs jersey and it's 100% accurate 😸

A few years later……….

Then he skates down to Florida to play for Panthers 🙄

He’s just missing a turban now

And for those asking, Yes we are assigned teams at birth.

. How a Canadian dies…🤔

I must’ve hit my head coming up because I don’t remember that, noor can I skate……

It's almost time!

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This gave me chills. 😉

Not wearing that jersey!

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That is facts lol

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if a woman in canada saw this they would call the police. Remember teens skating during covid? Canada is a failed state where ball hockey in the street is outlawed and kids sit in car seats until they are 10 years old.

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When most of the country is frozen solid in winter, you don't get to opt out...you might as well embrace it and have fun

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