How does one find themself in this position?

Just leave him there as a warning to others.

Well that worked when he snuck into our country.

By doing Blacktivities.

"I can squeeze through that small space," thought the fat idiot.

Trying to skip the turnstiles. 🤦🏼‍♂️pay the f’king fare or stay home. “But I gotta….” Shutup is what you “gotta” do. Pay or stay home. Get a job or stay home. Follow societies rules or seek assistance that will subsidize your existence. Instead of stealing. Or do both. Why not.

Fare gates reduce crime and maintenance.

Common scenario for a porn video. Lmao

I can’t stop laughing

Low IQ and probably inbred

They try to sneak through after a paying customer. They're thieves!

If you going to get caught stealing steal a Lamborghini.

The usual suspect I see.

Too much junk in the trunk...

Frankly I'd just leave him there for awhile. MTA put those tall gates in to stop people from jumping the turnstiles. And this is for those who never got the message.

Through the exercise of profound stupidity.

That BBL isn't doing much good now is it?

Well, eventually they’ll lose enough weight to get free.

🤔🤔 he didnt pay did he??

Leave them there for a while with a pos sign pointing at them. After a few hours, then take them to jail.

There is a song about this… and I can not lie.

Mama raised a fool.

Just tell me it is AI 😂

Serious answer. Just the right mix of carelessness and exactly the wrong physical moves at exactly the wrong time. Can't get any more specific than that.

Somewhere someone is saying..."step brother are you stuck"?

Looks like something an animal would do

Immediate deportation!! 😂

Did he ever return?

Sorry fat ass shit ! nothing we can do

Sometimes accident can’t be explained because it happens very fast

He tried to quickly get in behind someone who paid and got stuck.

A chainsaw and one cut would fix the door 😔

Slow

Mayor Pete's still Secretary of Transportation?