How these two are not behind bars shows how broken our system really is.

The only thing well-played … Is us @GovPritzker and @GovWhitmer are 2 of the cringiest characters in power

What sort of retarded person will watch this and be like "I'm convinced now."

It's telling that he doesn't wear a Blackhawks sweater in the video. I guess they can't make a sweater big enough for jumbo.

Leave it to two of the worst governors in America to make a cringe advertisement together

JB Prickster is so morbidly obese, is there a prison cell large enough to hold him?

Meanwhile Illinois has the second highest property taxes in America.

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What would they be behind bars for?

He is such a fat slob. Google photos of him before office he has gained at least 100lbs

They don’t have time to fix their respective states, but they do have time to be the new Laurel & Hardy.