How to win any argument in 1 step:

Instructions not clear. My feet are stuck behind my head and also on fire

I can help with the first part~, but the warranty does not cover immolation of people who are already smoking hot, thats just a fire risk.

step? stepping?? stepping on me???

We connecting the dots

Yeah right like tha- i give in you win.

Your feet are fine as heck so its a draw

hello yes would you mind perchance stepping on me for 1000 hours thank you

Make it 1001 and you got yourself a deal

That's the easy way, still I like both where I get the feet on my face and at same time I argue!

Nah im shutting you down with the toe in your mouth fallacy