I can’t believe that this isn’t satire

This is the kind of go shite that really gives my profession a bad name. Not the madness and drug-addled line chefs, knobs like this

you can never be the best burger place anywhere if you take yourself this seriously sorry those are the rules

The Bear, but make him an insufferable pommy cunt

You should never eat raw mince. The bacteria on the outside of the meat is all mixed into the middle. That’s why you can eat a rare steak but not recommend for anything minced.

this is every stupid cunt chef I've ever worked with

"elevated burger" Probably £20 a go

Motive Black, first in a series, delves into a horrific dystopian world where power, gender, and morality are twisted under one rule—no one must ever feel unloved. Uncovering a mind bending conspiracy, Simon spirals into the depths of his own pathology in this savage LGBT satire.

He just kept going. Wow

Ban this accent and mannerisms

Poncy prick

Exhibit #148 of shitty brittish food. Why can't they learn how to cook?