I don’t know what to think

him after seeing someone double dip the salsa

him when you mention you wear socks multiple days in a row

him when you leave a dirty fork in the sink

Wow

POV: finishing your 12-hour morning routine just in time for dinner

Well if you took a look at the before pictures, you'd think how much better it looks.

Now let’s see Paul’s daily routine

the more you jump on his bed with your shoes on, the more your life expectancy drops

That is a budding serial killer.