I have no idea but I can’t look away😳

As a great writer once said ‘if you’re writing a scene and there’s a telephone on the wall, by the end of that scene you’d better make that goddamned phone ring’. Eat.the.fucking.sausage.

I think this is one of my favorite comments I’ve ever gotten.

Wtf did i just watch and why did i watch the whole thing. Its not like i was wondering if he was going to eat that thing, nothing but watched the while thing twice now. Lol

These are exactly the same questions that I asked myself when I watch the video and that’s exactly why I had to share it with you guys because I can’t go through shit like this on my own. We’re in this together dammit.

@MoobliesAlec Man, this comment got me. 🤣 But don't you worry! We're here. Let's all go through this shit. Together! I can't stop watching.. what's happening to me?

@SouthDallasFood Dont worry i keep f***ing myself looking at responces and wind up watching it again and say the same thing in my head EXCEPT now i know whay happens and still watch it like its the first time. Why i dont really know.

I tried to find him here on X and he doesn’t seem to have an account but here is a link to his TikTok. I looked through his account. He has 160k followers. He doesn’t appear to be a food critic or an influencer. It’s just nothing but videos of him doing junk just like this and it’s hilarious.

I only have one question…um why didn’t he eat the sausage?

Literally everyone is asking and literally no one knows.

That drink must be real tough

He slapped himself in the face like 50 times in 15 seconds

I saw that, normal behavior after s strong shot 🤣

What did you just make me watch?

Not a clue I was hoping you could tell me

Why is his seat bouncing, like he’s in a baby bouncer? 🤣

I have literally no clue lol but it’s fascinating

I'm a little scared if what will happens to that meat.

@FinTwitGL As far as I can tell, the meat was spared, but he beat the shit out of himself and that worries me as a mother I’m concerned.

What did the sausage have to do with anything?😭

LITERALLY NO CLUE

Etc...

a local chinese autistic man with tourette’s having a normal one is why i pay my internet bill

What the hello kitty did I just watch? 😂

😂😂😂

When does he get to the sausage? 😂

This is the question of the day

I love this.... I HAVE NO CLUE WHY!!!

Literally, no one does

I refuse to get TokTok so you *must* post more of his vids here on X or I will never know why I love him so much.

I will still be posting content here. I just won’t be engaging as much during the day. I’ll try to keep up though, but I’ve gotta focus on these other apps.

Ts was entertaining af Ngl 🤣🤣🤣

It’s inexplicable but at the same time so completely entertaining I don’t know what that says about us but yeah, I had to share it lol

We’re just doomed as a society…I’ve come to grips with it

Like, what happened to the sausage?! Nobody knows....

He’s all 3 stooges.

At least it has a warning...

How does one figure out they can even do this

He’s undefeated

What sane minded person would take this man on?

Don’t do drugs

Content has peaked. Everyone go home.

He’s all three stooges

I watched it twice.

👀😬👀

Hey @grok are you able to translate this video yet?

Makes me proud to be a member of the human race. We are infinitely diverse

This whole video could have been achieved without a giant sausage

The final stages of liberalism. 😁

Oh no Friend that’s the one thing we don’t do here.

My nephew did this in his high chair 🪑 similar height and everything

I don’t think that was his first shot.