I hope I never have to experience this.

Is it me or the 911 operators always ask the stupidest questions

oof, the operator: Caller: "Hi I found a dead body" Operator: "What color is your boat?"

Part 2

Final part

This reminds me of the time that me and three buddies went to go see a dead body. We walked down a railroad track and got bullied…then some of us became has been actors:)

Guy is acting like he's never seen a corpse before

The bloat can be bad. Starts happening rather quick. Then you have organisms that live in the water feeding… shit ain’t pretty. Assisted in a 3 day old floater autopsy, small crabs and snails were inside.

Why to 911 operators sound so incompetent?

That would be unsettling. Used to fish from my kayak all the time… thankfully the worst I ever encountered was a deer carcass.