🤯 "I just genuinely cannot get my head around what is actually taking place on a day by day basis." "We're putting all of our efforts into this Mbeumo deal... What effort?!" 🙃 #MUFC

Well you and the bald fella wanted INEOS over Qatar, so don’t cry now.

Why would they tell you or anyone what effort they're putting in? Stop being so theatrical and just relax it's just a game at the end of the day.

“Hello, Brentford, have you dropped your valuation yet?” Brentford “no” Hargreaves “ok, I’ll check back tomorrow after I finish this YouTube video by Grant Cardone” Dickheads, the lot of them.

Couldn’t have put it any better myself, until he got to the wellington and mushroom talk 🍄 🤣

I suspect this is a ploy from the board to just prolong the signing and make no other significant signing.

Need to get moving, all other clubs have brought signings in already, and going for more, we’ve spent 6 weeks chasing Mbeumo and not even close apparently

Joe is a fuckin legend man, speaks exactly what's on my mind every time, getting funnier by the week.

It’s a tactic used by the glazers not to spend money. We chased the lad from Barca a few summers ago when he’d said from day one he didn’t want to come.

We will end up paying whatever Brentford demand by the end of the transfer season. And count it as success.

Why do you all say the same thing?? How is anyone confused?? The Glazers are still in control!! We have no money but they’ll knock Old Trafford done and build a shit new stadium! The clubs in disarray!!