I keep seeing that obese python abuse tweet on my tl so here's a non-abusive video of Julius the python trying to open a door :)

Have you seen where he opens the door and slams his body on the ground, tbh REALLY GOOD sound source for flesh hitting the ground

Yuuuuup!!!

@Shadoo_creeture @dumbdragon5 Snakes are practically immune to fall damage it's kind of unnerving

@hardrocktelaviv @Shadoo_creeture Wait what explain

@hardrocktelaviv @Shadoo_creeture The way force is distributed across their body (and the fact most are falling from trees or such objects, not cliffs) paired with the fact most snakes are only a few pounds in weight makes them highly resistant to injury from falling. Julius is a tad chubby though... might flinch

@hardrocktelaviv @Shadoo_creeture Sheesh

imsorry i didn't know pythons were not supposed to be that large..

NO ITS FINE OOMF I DIDN'T KNOW EITHER

i have no hands and must open door

So glad i dont know what youre talking about

SORRY ABOUT INTERACTING WITH THAT SHDJZJJSJSBXBJDKLAPXKNXLSPWPNX

I FELL FOR IT TOO VRO THIS APP SUCKS ASS😭

*Sees healthy snek doing something they shouldn't do*

Hi, python expert here, This is actually incredibly abusive, This is because He cannot Open the Door. A Healthy Pythons can Open all Doors With Ease, This python is stupid, foolish And Overall a Dunce

Julius moves how I move when I dream - I love the slow fall he does when the handle doesn't turn He's gonna get it eventually I think 😄

He's gonna be late for work :(

Wait what video are you talking about :(

WHAT??? WHAT OBESE PYTHON ABUSE TWEET I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE SEEN IT also adorable python

So they can recognize door knobs and what they do? I knew cats could, but I didn't think a snake would have the thinky parts for it.

That was abuse?? :( I thought they could grow mega big :((

Python obese abuse? The video get taken down or smth? Haven't seen it

I love watching animals try to open doors

Ohhhhh baby

Naughty!!

Which animal abuse video?

having exotic pets means nothing but seeing videos of them getting mistreated 😭

WHICH ONE WHAT??

omg

Thank you goat

Outgghhhhh if my chud was big enoug id let her free roam the house like this ofiguugugghhg

Thank you king based as always

julius 🤝 my cat learning how to open doors

Is he allowed to do that

I'm so glad others see that vid as weird, it literally starts with them pinching the poor noodle ☹️

Is he stupid <3 /aff (I love pythons they're so silly)

"We love you Julius" we all shout in unison

He's a baby. I love him.

Waithes so smart omg

aw i love him 🥺 someone open the door for jule

Burmese python :) I cant wait for my boy to get this size