I laughed way too hard at this 😂😂

Ok. I’m going to ask the obvious question. Why is there a cow in this man’s kitchen?

I was today years old when I realized I needed a pet cow.

I don’t know. Now I want to stop eating them. They’re sort of clumsy but majestic. And not mean, just hangry. We’re terrible

This is a lovely fabricated crisis.

🤔Should I use this as an example of why we don't need or we do need a cow? My husband keeps hinting at getting one.

I fed cows on the farm, and grain is like candy to them. On a sign above them, it tells you how many scoops to give them, depending on how much milk they give. The look they give you when they get less than their neighbor. Funny.

THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN GRASS

That is utterly hilarious, the banana 🤣🤣🤣

That dudes wife is gunna murder him

All that for one bite of banana