“I learned it on tiktok, your honor”

I don't know who needs to hear this, but I'm just putting it out there:

All I heard was a Yamaha 2 stroke boat motor.

I just showed this video to my wife and she’s about to bury me in our backyard.

I suppose you could then transfer the “cemetery” to the fake LLC you just opened to get the $150k in unsecured loans and become an ambassador for a developing nation by the end of the year

Somehow I watched this video ten times without listening to a word she said

Same energy

good to know we don't need no permission from da gubberment

We are all gonna end in jail