I need a job

hey @NYCMayor hire this guy

Look into this @NYCMayor

You're working for someone who's responsible for the death of a high school girl right now

Wow I watched this entire inspirational video and now I'm suicidal. Can I hire you for a small amount of money to help me put myself out of my misery? I think you would be holding the bucket, or maybe putting down some towels. I can explain what the bucket is for later.

no but i can help you feel better and find the will to live again. message me

NO DEAL!

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You’re really a jack of all trades huh

You’ve got thick thighs. You could put on a skirt and walk those streets but you know that honey

Wait… you don’t know how to study for a test?

its hard

Good luck

Love this.

Following you starting today!

Maybe sign up for the TLC show 90 day fiance to get to your lover.

There's no excuse for that hairline. None.

Bro what do you even do

i am just living my life and trying to serve God and use my gifts to help people. but i need money to survive and likely a steady source of income to get married and have a family.

It’s all fate my friend, nothing we can do

that doesnt mean to give up

If you give up thats fate, if you don’t give up thats also fate. Can’t change fate my friend. Nothing we can do

Wanna come be a coal miner?

Apply at a data center they got entry level jobs

oh come on

hey William :) me and my friend think ur really cute. We’re coming by the shop today to say what’s up