I never get tired of this video

Better version

Trump's in my doorway. Vance is under my pillow. Putin's under my bed. Kamala's in my wardrobe. Biden's in my bathroom. At least my sleep paralysis demons make me feel like a well connected man.

If you leave FOX on around noon and sleep in you can actually wake up like this most days.

If you eat unseasoned chicken right before bed they say he appears in the middle of the night

heres the better original

I’m not a minor so I’m safe from this

what the fuck is he babbling about lmao

PoV: you're a kid

Sleep paralysis is merely your subconscious communicating to you in a hypnogogic state, and your subconscious calls you out for being a loser--don't even talk to me.

KAMALA

I spit coffee all over my desk when I heard the pronunciation of "Kamela".

You don’t have to worry about this if you’re over the age of 14

Except you cant turn to look at him, thats what makes it so scary. You can't move.

Hopefully it doesn’t come with a scratch n sniff bc u might be cooked

THEY EATING THE DOGS

I would go back to sleep peacefully knowing i am 18+ so he wouldn't want to do anything to me

Waking up to getting bullied by an 80 year old white man gotta be best way of describing this time to younger generations who ask us how we survived

FIRST SYMPTOM OF TDS TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME LMAO

🤣🤣🤣

THIS TOOK ME OUT 😂

Not as scary as the Hat man.

This is Old World Trump. Nu-Trump (current) would tell you that you gotta wake up to fight a War for Israel and its a small price to pay for his Insider Trading to carry on.

Trump thigh gap??? 😭😭

Ouf c'est juste donald trump 😄 Ça aurai pu etre pire.... Ça aurai pu etre emanuel macron ! 😱

I´ll set the dogs on that thing

@5cented

The wall just got ten feet higher, and it's built right around your bed.