I really need a foreign gf

She has to be like 4'9"

That’s perfect

Ah yes, one of "my people" Just remember nothing comes for free. With love. Mostly.

She’s adorable, but I can promise she will one day cut you with a knife for not getting her the right card on her birthday. Life is a double edged sword boys!

Hey look, femininity!

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Do you ever get laid? Your best content was when you were missing. At least it was something different. Like a gooner fest over there geez.

Gymnast. High strung.

I thought if things get bad you could always just order one or go to Thailand and roll the dice on tasting the rainbow

Find yourself a White Brazilian or Spaniard. Bone apple teeth 😏