I was todays year old when I learned this... 😂

so f-ing dangerous. clips and elastic cords can slip. nothing will stop that machine if something goes wrong. insane.

What could go wrong?

Or you could just, you know, hold them. Before you know it, they want nothing to do with you.

Whoops, I accidentally turned it to 10!

@maggiewise111 Not safe.

That's awesome 😎👍🏻

This is a baby ab machine. You're ruining it. Baby got no gains

You can also just buy a mamaroo 🤷🏻‍♂️

Needed to see this today

Or just be a good parent?

That baby looks so done

why am I thinking of James Bond's machine being turned up to full by a henchman.

Or you could just spend time w your kid…

So unsafe

Its not the rocking motion, its knowing you are there. I tried something similar once and it failed.

Early AI parenting?

how to be a father 101

You know it’s supposed to be moving by the kids movements? You are missing a whole point of this gadget.

Lazy shits

GOD I love this country!!!

我が子は自力で揺れてたよ

わっ、これ年齢がわかるのすごいやん。昔もこう言われたことあるけど、今になってまた気づいたな〜って思う。どうしてこんなに気付くようになったの？

his brain

NO f n way hose A 😊

I built up decent leg muscles bouncing those things when my kids were babies.

Fuck that they make ones that do this automatically. Don’t wear out your kitchen aid motor.

Unlearn it

@wickedcece315 That’s super! I wouldn’t have thought of it.

Why didn't I think of that when my daughter had colic for 9 months and she would only sleep in her bouncer with me bouncing her non stop.

💚

👍👏🤣