I wish I had this advice sooner!

I don't think anything she's wearing is the thing that's going to make her stand out.

Damn, her face is bigger than my ass!

One the way to the protest, you are to ... A. Stop at KFC, for a family bucket of extra-crispy Then you are to ... B. Swing by Popeyes Chicken, for 2 quarts of mashed with double gravy Then you are to ... C. Walk thru the drive-thru at Taco Bell ... for 3 orders of Nachos Belgrande - with extra beans.

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I think she ate fat bastard

MAHA

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It’s a shame she didn’t have any pointers on over-eating. I’m still not sure how you get that big round face. It must take serious commitment.

How long do you think she can actually stand, let alone walk?

My lord, she has more chins than a Chinese phone book…

2 ton Sally says what.