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Patton Oswalt

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Фото профиля Scary Stories for Creepy Kids
Scary Stories for Creepy Kids11 месяцев назад

Harrison’s response

Фото профиля Teacher's Fright
Teacher's Fright11 месяцев назад

"Hey, kid, next time stick with Star Wars questions."

Фото профиля Kaitain Jones
Kaitain Jones11 месяцев назад

"No choice, pal."

Фото профиля Faust Crowley
Faust Crowley11 месяцев назад

Well, if I ran into you I'd probably say something absurd because you know.

Фото профиля JDMemeArt
JDMemeArt11 месяцев назад

Maybe, someday, someone will make a bad 1st impression w/you & from this experience you'll pay it forward! Maybe "someone" has already come to you with a meta-franchise that transcends spacetime & is great in any artistic medium: series, movie, graphic novel, book, podcast...

Фото профиля Roscoe
Roscoe11 месяцев назад

Not a fan

Фото профиля Jesus Is Sorry Podcast
Jesus Is Sorry Podcast11 месяцев назад

@pattonoswalt #JesusIsSorry🤷‍♂️ I believe you can do it! Let's kick around ideas on how to make it happen. DM me @JesusIsSorry -J

Фото профиля What even is Cal
What even is Cal11 месяцев назад

You should introduce Harrison Ford to Rich Evans I bet they’d get along

Фото профиля 汉源个人汉源兼职汉源同城汉源上门汉源外围汉源约炮汉源线下汉源线上汉源少妇汉源学生妹汉源资源汉源护士
汉源个人汉源兼职汉源同城汉源上门汉源外围汉源约炮汉源线下汉源线上汉源少妇汉源学生妹汉源资源汉源护士11 месяцев назад

plaintive

Фото профиля Shannon Nutt
Shannon Nutt11 месяцев назад

Harrison Ford is perpetually grumpy, so it sounds like you still got him on a “good” day. 😉

Фото профиля Bigcat_gurl
Bigcat_gurl11 месяцев назад

Blade Runner Live is coming to the U.S. in January, you’ve gotta go!

Фото профиля In4Profit
In4Profit11 месяцев назад

Sometimes you get a chance to shoot your shot and you win big and other times you get a story like this one.

Фото профиля Caps Midnight
Caps Midnight11 месяцев назад

If you can't do over, then all those moments will be lost in time, like tears in a rain.

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