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Patton Oswalt

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Scary Stories for Creepy Kidsvor 11 Monaten

Harrison’s response

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Teacher's Frightvor 11 Monaten

"Hey, kid, next time stick with Star Wars questions."

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Kaitain Jonesvor 11 Monaten

"No choice, pal."

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Faust Crowleyvor 11 Monaten

Well, if I ran into you I'd probably say something absurd because you know.

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JDMemeArtvor 11 Monaten

Maybe, someday, someone will make a bad 1st impression w/you & from this experience you'll pay it forward! Maybe "someone" has already come to you with a meta-franchise that transcends spacetime & is great in any artistic medium: series, movie, graphic novel, book, podcast...

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Roscoevor 11 Monaten

Not a fan

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Jesus Is Sorry Podcastvor 11 Monaten

@pattonoswalt #JesusIsSorry🤷‍♂️ I believe you can do it! Let's kick around ideas on how to make it happen. DM me @JesusIsSorry -J

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What even is Calvor 11 Monaten

You should introduce Harrison Ford to Rich Evans I bet they’d get along

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plaintive

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Shannon Nuttvor 11 Monaten

Harrison Ford is perpetually grumpy, so it sounds like you still got him on a “good” day. 😉

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Bigcat_gurlvor 11 Monaten

Blade Runner Live is coming to the U.S. in January, you’ve gotta go!

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In4Profitvor 11 Monaten

Sometimes you get a chance to shoot your shot and you win big and other times you get a story like this one.

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Caps Midnightvor 11 Monaten

If you can't do over, then all those moments will be lost in time, like tears in a rain.

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