ICE hiring vampires now?

One eye's fishing and the other is looking for worms.

Tizzy, I can clearly see you having a stand-up comedy show. Your Transylvanian accent was chef's kiss. Oh, but hopefully, your comedy tour would take you out of Florida, because I do not visit Florida for anything or anyone.

lol! You’ve done this before or practicing your Halloween persona? Spot on tho..! 😳🧛

Maybe he’s related to Krash Patel? Brother from another (vampire) mother?

We need stakes now?.🧛‍♂️

Miami Dade arrested him. Impersonating officer. He bonded out. Then the real ICE arrested him. Impersonating federal officer. Bahahaha!!!!

The more important part of this story is the fact that real ICE officers don’t look like cops either, and people (mostly women) are afraid to pull over and follow their commands. A lot of them are NOT showing any police badges, vests, etc that indicate they are law enforcement.

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Is that Dracula mixed in with Christopher Walkens

He’s probably manic. The pupils of people in manic psychosis can be weird like that

That is the real problem. When an authority simply takes people away, it is an invitation for vampires of all kinds.

Tweaker

🤣🤣🤷🏽‍♀️ his eyes do look crazy

YIKES!!!!

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Pretty sure he's blind in one eye.

I hope we're not starting commenting on people's physical appearance that is beyond their control.

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Hey, watch your mouth! Don't make me come after you, the flight is long for a bat, and no one gets a box full of dirt on a boat anymore, they learned from the past "documentaries"! 🤭 Blah, blah, blah...

Ok, what you just said is not only vampire-phobic it is also bat-phobic 😂😉

Sick fuckers!

A gollum maybe

He looks like one of those people who had that eye color change surgery, because even once they have it, it never looks normal!

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Tiz u a Puz