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If anyone needs me Iโll be upstairs practicing witchcraft.
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Sundae's off to stir her cauldron.

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Now I know why them witches be grinding on those brooms between their legs

So thatโs what the magic wands are for!

Its science love... Its full of healthy benefits you need. It lowers stress, you sleep better, and it releases the best hormone oxycotin. Whats posion to humanity? Religion! Destroying the human experience. I feel sorry for you.

These people are so incredibly fucked up it's beyond comprehension.... "thatjesusgeneration" needs to find a new ISOLATED happy existence on some other planet.

It seems, that I am a powerful sorcerer! ๐๐ฆโจโ๏ธ

And here we are wondering how this country ended up in our current position.

Says a glammed up hypocrite wearing makeup meant to make it appear like she's sexually aroused.

Lot going on under that hood.

Not what I was expecting to hear when I finally switched the audio on... Nevertheless, I am left wondering... Who was giving her all of these 'assignments?' ๐ค ๐คท๐ฝ

Witchcraft? I thought it was a type of lycanthropy, the way my palms grow fur.

Think she stirred in too many eyes of newts in her potion.

She's a complete moron.

Consider me cursed

If she tried a little witchcraft once in a while, maybe she wouldnโt be so angry

take Frank with you

I dig this chick a ton. Whatโs her OnlyFans link? I like the whole witchcraft-humiliation schtick. Iโll go get my ATM card, and as soon as I get the linkโฆLetโs get naked!

Miss Sundae, Frank Zappa crappa called it Ritchcraft. I believe that girl is upstairs practicking Ritchcraft.

I think we've found our new Press Secretary.

Strokus, pocus!

Trump's next Secretary of Education

I thought witchcraft was the only craft I hadn't tried my hand at - turns out I was wrong and I'm really a qualified expert.

BLESSED BE..

I am a master at witchcraft and she seems very uptight.

If this is true then Iโm a goddamn master Warlock.

I imagine God had no idea what would happen if he put a clitoris there ....... no way

IF โGodโ didnโt want us to enjoy sex & masturbation, he wouldnโt have made it feel so good, now would he? He would have made it at least mildly uncomfortable, just enough so that we *only* did โitโ to procreate, amirite? These idiots just donโt think this thru. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐

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Sheโs joking, right?

Iโm sure youโll finger it out..

I'm stunned. I just found out I've cursed myself and my progeny. I also stunned that she's allowed to vote.
