I'll pass lol. Nothing about this sounds enticing.

Me when she's coming up to me trying to get my 5th nut outta me for the day

When she comes for that after dinner nut:

Him on lunch break when he gets the text that she’s outside

The husband at the end of the day be like

“ok honey time for your bedtime nut”

To be clear: she’s just talking about feeding him nuts. This has all been a big misunderstanding.

6 or 7 nuts a day?? He’s shooting smoke by the 4th nut Bro’s getting worn out like old underwear

Me: “Babe I’m tired tonight.” Her:

My meat before the 5th nut

Me after my third nut and haven’t even had lunch yet