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“I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.” God, Family, & U.S. of A. 100% & in that order. Surrender. Pray. Win. Blame Billy Bennett!

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I can verify this to be true.

I can verify this to be true.

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The F35 air-to-air refueling procedure has GOT to be frustrating & nerve-racking all at the same time. Kudos to all pilots, you're way better than me.

The F35 air-to-air refueling procedure has GOT to be frustrating & nerve-racking all at the same time. Kudos to all pilots, you're way better than me.

4,142,224 views

I regret to inform you that you're never winning your wife back.

I regret to inform you that you're never winning your wife back.

3,394,524 views

Sometimes, it's just easier this way. If you've been there, you know this is true.

Sometimes, it's just easier this way. If you've been there, you know this is true.

3,003,688 views

I mean... Just... Why?!🃏👑✝️

I mean... Just... Why?!🃏👑✝️

2,564,040 views

Well, let's hope she learned from this and it never happens again. They're very fortunate everyone came out safe after that.

Well, let's hope she learned from this and it never happens again. They're very fortunate everyone came out safe after that.

1,710,903 views

I remember the first spot I got with a fireplace. That first cleaning was very... Educational, we'll call it. 🃏👑✝️

I remember the first spot I got with a fireplace. That first cleaning was very... Educational, we'll call it. 🃏👑✝️

558,179 views

I'm not afraid of heights or water, but this brother is on another level entirely.

I'm not afraid of heights or water, but this brother is on another level entirely.

1,016,246 views

I hope whatever mid-day frustrations have you irritable melt away when you watch this precious little boy get his very first haircut. Protect children at all costs. Christ is King. Surrender. Pray. Win.

I hope whatever mid-day frustrations have you irritable melt away when you watch this precious little boy get his very first haircut. Protect children at all costs. Christ is King. Surrender. Pray. Win.

319,248 views

Just the good ol'boys...

Just the good ol'boys...

450,992 views

This level of toxic masculinity is brought to by the letter 47.

This level of toxic masculinity is brought to by the letter 47.

566,720 views

Note to self: Never fall asleep with the bag of chips open.

Note to self: Never fall asleep with the bag of chips open.

750,121 views

"It looks like the neighbor boy is playin' that daggon gameboy again, Martha."

"It looks like the neighbor boy is playin' that daggon gameboy again, Martha."

337,388 views

Men know when we hear that sound, regardless of our age, the involuntary smile is inevitable. There's a reason car manufacturers are putting that sound on electric cars. (Still isn't the same.)

Men know when we hear that sound, regardless of our age, the involuntary smile is inevitable. There's a reason car manufacturers are putting that sound on electric cars. (Still isn't the same.)

56,000 views

This right here is my kind of luck.

This right here is my kind of luck.

286,743 views

Okay, I'll be heading to Big Texan Steak Ranch for the 72oz steak challenge sometime in the near future. They're telling me if I can eat it all, it's free. I got this.👀🥷

Okay, I'll be heading to Big Texan Steak Ranch for the 72oz steak challenge sometime in the near future. They're telling me if I can eat it all, it's free. I got this.👀🥷

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I don't know what kind of fan that is or where I can get one, but I need it for the bedroom tonight. Thanks.

I don't know what kind of fan that is or where I can get one, but I need it for the bedroom tonight. Thanks.

300,907 views

In recent decades, folks have tended to make jokes about hillbillies & rednecks. I think y'all need more of us around. Prove me wrong.

In recent decades, folks have tended to make jokes about hillbillies & rednecks. I think y'all need more of us around. Prove me wrong.

381,607 views

Pre-1985 dads were just "different". I welcome you to change my mind, lol.

Pre-1985 dads were just "different". I welcome you to change my mind, lol.

317,615 views

Remember to take a time out before the aggravation levels hit 10. I know it feels like the Mondayest Tuesday ever.

Remember to take a time out before the aggravation levels hit 10. I know it feels like the Mondayest Tuesday ever.

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No man will skip this, because this dude must have played the claw machine his whole life. (I hope someone got the change outta the ashtray.)

No man will skip this, because this dude must have played the claw machine his whole life. (I hope someone got the change outta the ashtray.)

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406,277 views • 1 day ago

Oh dang! Those fellas are so dang lucky!

Oh dang! Those fellas are so dang lucky!

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6,580,852 views • 1 month ago

Jake Paul reportedly offered a guy 100k for a video; the guy turned him down, but offered to let him view it. Well, allegedly, Jake wore a "button cam" & recorded what he viewed, then showed it to Mr. Lazar. Like sands through the hourglass... So are the days of our lives.🃏👑

Jake Paul reportedly offered a guy 100k for a video; the guy turned him down, but offered to let him view it. Well, allegedly, Jake wore a "button cam" & recorded what he viewed, then showed it to Mr. Lazar. Like sands through the hourglass... So are the days of our lives.🃏👑

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4,359,250 views • 1 month ago

Welding always fascinated me. Hat's off to those who mastered this skill.

Welding always fascinated me. Hat's off to those who mastered this skill.

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1,722,783 views • 28 days ago

I need someone to tell me they've done something like this before & why.

I need someone to tell me they've done something like this before & why.

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621,555 views • 12 days ago

Some of the gimmicks they try & sell are hilarious, but with that said, I wonder if this works.

Some of the gimmicks they try & sell are hilarious, but with that said, I wonder if this works.

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5,789,943 views • 2 months ago

"Oh, I'm just hangin' out."

"Oh, I'm just hangin' out."

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3,724,602 views • 2 months ago

"Customer states the seatbelt doesn't want to retract."

"Customer states the seatbelt doesn't want to retract."

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1,957,380 views • 1 month ago

Man, this guy is 100% correct. You CAN eat healthy, and it's cheaper than you think.

Man, this guy is 100% correct. You CAN eat healthy, and it's cheaper than you think.

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1,181,017 views • 28 days ago

I mean, sometimes they work, sometimes they don't. It do be like that sometime.

I mean, sometimes they work, sometimes they don't. It do be like that sometime.

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1,092,930 views • 1 month ago

This is nothing short of badassery. He used that chainsaw like a pencil.

This is nothing short of badassery. He used that chainsaw like a pencil.

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97,788 views • 4 days ago

New age cobblers are making good money by taking one style of shoe & making another style. I find it interesting.

New age cobblers are making good money by taking one style of shoe & making another style. I find it interesting.

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330,139 views • 14 days ago

Somehow, this fella figured out how to be incredibly good & incredibly bad simultaneously.

Somehow, this fella figured out how to be incredibly good & incredibly bad simultaneously.

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1,056,062 views • 1 month ago

She's busted big time, wow!

She's busted big time, wow!

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5,570,095 views • 6 months ago

This dudes wife has a Tahoe that had a check engine light come on, so he gave it a couple of minor upgrades.

This dudes wife has a Tahoe that had a check engine light come on, so he gave it a couple of minor upgrades.

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9,189,816 views • 9 months ago

This is pretty awesome to watch.

This is pretty awesome to watch.

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6,152,094 views • 6 months ago

Customer states the car smokes after a recent oil change.

Customer states the car smokes after a recent oil change.

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2,155,135 views • 2 months ago

I'm not too proud to admit I didn't know this either.

I'm not too proud to admit I didn't know this either.

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5,251,327 views • 6 months ago

Customer states: They have a red glow underneath their vehicle. Please remove any neons installed.

Customer states: They have a red glow underneath their vehicle. Please remove any neons installed.

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4,325,036 views • 5 months ago

This whole scenario had me cracking up. "Byw... Checkmate, sistuh!" lol

This whole scenario had me cracking up. "Byw... Checkmate, sistuh!" lol

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1,685,661 views • 2 months ago