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I can do all things through Christ, which strengtheneth me.- All it takes is 1 bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's all it takes. 1 bad day.

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I can verify this to be true.

I can verify this to be true.

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The F35 air-to-air refueling procedure has GOT to be frustrating & nerve-racking all at the same time. Kudos to all pilots, you're way better than me.

The F35 air-to-air refueling procedure has GOT to be frustrating & nerve-racking all at the same time. Kudos to all pilots, you're way better than me.

4,142,472 views

I regret to inform you that you're never winning your wife back.

I regret to inform you that you're never winning your wife back.

3,394,599 views

Sometimes, it's just easier this way. If you've been there, you know this is true.

Sometimes, it's just easier this way. If you've been there, you know this is true.

3,003,688 views

I mean... Just... Why?!🃏👑✝️

I mean... Just... Why?!🃏👑✝️

2,564,244 views

Well, let's hope she learned from this and it never happens again. They're very fortunate everyone came out safe after that.

Well, let's hope she learned from this and it never happens again. They're very fortunate everyone came out safe after that.

1,710,975 views

I'm not afraid of heights or water, but this brother is on another level entirely.

I'm not afraid of heights or water, but this brother is on another level entirely.

1,016,246 views

I remember the first spot I got with a fireplace. That first cleaning was very... Educational, we'll call it. 🃏👑✝️

I remember the first spot I got with a fireplace. That first cleaning was very... Educational, we'll call it. 🃏👑✝️

558,179 views

This is the sound & beauty that men who know love. This is the calming fury of American muscle. Man, I love the classics.

This is the sound & beauty that men who know love. This is the calming fury of American muscle. Man, I love the classics.

79,126 views

This level of toxic masculinity is brought to by the letter 47.

This level of toxic masculinity is brought to by the letter 47.

566,720 views

Just the good ol'boys...

Just the good ol'boys...

450,992 views

I hope whatever mid-day frustrations have you irritable melt away when you watch this precious little boy get his very first haircut. Protect children at all costs. Christ is King. Surrender. Pray. Win.

I hope whatever mid-day frustrations have you irritable melt away when you watch this precious little boy get his very first haircut. Protect children at all costs. Christ is King. Surrender. Pray. Win.

319,277 views

"It looks like the neighbor boy is playin' that daggon gameboy again, Martha."

"It looks like the neighbor boy is playin' that daggon gameboy again, Martha."

337,388 views

This right here is my kind of luck.

This right here is my kind of luck.

286,743 views

Okay, I'll be heading to Big Texan Steak Ranch for the 72oz steak challenge sometime in the near future. They're telling me if I can eat it all, it's free. I got this.👀🥷

Okay, I'll be heading to Big Texan Steak Ranch for the 72oz steak challenge sometime in the near future. They're telling me if I can eat it all, it's free. I got this.👀🥷

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I don't know what kind of fan that is or where I can get one, but I need it for the bedroom tonight. Thanks.

I don't know what kind of fan that is or where I can get one, but I need it for the bedroom tonight. Thanks.

300,907 views

In recent decades, folks have tended to make jokes about hillbillies & rednecks. I think y'all need more of us around. Prove me wrong.

In recent decades, folks have tended to make jokes about hillbillies & rednecks. I think y'all need more of us around. Prove me wrong.

381,607 views

Pre-1985 dads were just "different". I welcome you to change my mind, lol.

Pre-1985 dads were just "different". I welcome you to change my mind, lol.

317,629 views

I held my breath until it popped, & I know every guy out there who gave this a shot felt it, too. Something really satisfying about seeing them give in & come loose without breaking something, lol.

I held my breath until it popped, & I know every guy out there who gave this a shot felt it, too. Something really satisfying about seeing them give in & come loose without breaking something, lol.

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This young lady's name is Ralphie. Ralphie is asking if I know how to change brakes. The answer is yes. Did I watch this video in its entirety? Eleventy-seven times.

This young lady's name is Ralphie. Ralphie is asking if I know how to change brakes. The answer is yes. Did I watch this video in its entirety? Eleventy-seven times.

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2,144,816 views • 19 days ago

Oh dang! Those fellas are so dang lucky!

Oh dang! Those fellas are so dang lucky!

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6,585,101 views • 2 months ago

Jake Paul reportedly offered a guy 100k for a video; the guy turned him down, but offered to let him view it. Well, allegedly, Jake wore a "button cam" & recorded what he viewed, then showed it to Mr. Lazar. Like sands through the hourglass... So are the days of our lives.🃏👑

Jake Paul reportedly offered a guy 100k for a video; the guy turned him down, but offered to let him view it. Well, allegedly, Jake wore a "button cam" & recorded what he viewed, then showed it to Mr. Lazar. Like sands through the hourglass... So are the days of our lives.🃏👑

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4,361,008 views • 3 months ago

Some of the gimmicks they try & sell are hilarious, but with that said, I wonder if this works.

Some of the gimmicks they try & sell are hilarious, but with that said, I wonder if this works.

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5,793,395 views • 4 months ago

Man, I do not like sunburns at all. All you can do is sit there in misery.

Man, I do not like sunburns at all. All you can do is sit there in misery.

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1,095,881 views • 1 month ago

"Oh, I'm just hangin' out."

"Oh, I'm just hangin' out."

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3,725,132 views • 3 months ago

Aww... thems the cutest dust bunnies ever! (You ain't ready for this.)

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Aww... thems the cutest dust bunnies ever! (You ain't ready for this.)

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368,705 views • 15 days ago

"All in a day's work!"

"All in a day's work!"

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214,318 views • 10 days ago

They make it look easy! Tell me if you think it looks right.

They make it look easy! Tell me if you think it looks right.

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82,372 views • 3 days ago

When you find a good one who does not give a dang about who sees what... You better keep'em!

When you find a good one who does not give a dang about who sees what... You better keep'em!

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480,036 views • 22 days ago

Well, he did waaaaay better than I ever could. Impressive, really.

Well, he did waaaaay better than I ever could. Impressive, really.

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788,824 views • 1 month ago

Welding always fascinated me. Hat's off to those who mastered this skill.

Welding always fascinated me. Hat's off to those who mastered this skill.

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1,723,068 views • 2 months ago

This dudes wife has a Tahoe that had a check engine light come on, so he gave it a couple of minor upgrades.

This dudes wife has a Tahoe that had a check engine light come on, so he gave it a couple of minor upgrades.

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9,189,816 views • 10 months ago

"Customer states the seatbelt doesn't want to retract."

"Customer states the seatbelt doesn't want to retract."

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1,959,602 views • 2 months ago

This is pretty awesome to watch.

This is pretty awesome to watch.

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6,152,094 views • 8 months ago

She's busted big time, wow!

She's busted big time, wow!

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5,570,351 views • 7 months ago

That's got to be the best baked tater I've ever seen. I'd get one right now if I could.

That's got to be the best baked tater I've ever seen. I'd get one right now if I could.

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101,290 views • 6 days ago

I would absolutely flip my wig, and so would you! Change my mind!

I would absolutely flip my wig, and so would you! Change my mind!

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10,458,471 views • 1 year ago

I'm not too proud to admit I didn't know this either.

I'm not too proud to admit I didn't know this either.

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5,251,327 views • 7 months ago

Customer states: They have a red glow underneath their vehicle. Please remove any neons installed.

Customer states: They have a red glow underneath their vehicle. Please remove any neons installed.

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4,325,330 views • 6 months ago