I’m back in on golf…under a certain set of rules.

Yak is live:

Cat - walking makes the game so much better. Carrying your bag over shoulder?

the problem with walking is there is nowhere to put all your shit

Been saying this for years, golf should be 6-hole increments: Only have an hour? Play 6 9 doesn’t feel like enough, 18 is too much? How’s 12 sound? Just played your best 18 ever, want to keep it going? 24! Can’t fit 2 full rds? How about 30 holes?? It’s literally perfect.

18 is meant for Scrambles during outings. Other than that, nobody should be playing more than 9 holes

I miss the days when you genuinely made fun of golf obsessed dorks like Hank. You know there’s other rich people hobbies out there, right?

Working at a small public course allows you the luxury to skip around holes. I used to go out and play 4 or 5 holes and skip around. Especially at night. It’s the best. Miss it

More people should play 9 holes. Nothing better than walking 9 holes with your buddies, especially if you’re one of the first ones out for the day.

@BarstoolYak Literally exactly how I play golf.. par 3 courses are also great

playing 9 holes is unacceptable. This and just eating plain burgers. You are stacking up incorrect decisions on back to back days. This is not good.