Important PSA:

I was looking over my shoulder the whole time. I'm worried that it is on my x history now.

But kittens are adorable and soft, when they aren't going crazy out of their minds.

I’m telling your wife you posted this

There are people who will not understand this is satire. Don't marry one of those people. This advice works equally well for men and women.

Paid for by the UK Government.

Everyone should adhere to the wisdom of Mr Cholmondley-Warner.

Statistics are icky, am I doing right?

Timeless wisdom.

Britain used to be a proper nation. 🤣

Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse at their most amusing! I like kittens too.

"Dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it" -me

thank you.

Trust the science.

This seems SO silly. But then You look at what's going on in this world. Who and what women are supporting. and.... and.... Whelp..... not so silly anymore. 🤔 🐱 Yes...they ARE cute and cuddly.

Update this with the current “British” society (all Asians…. British Asians)

LOL

This guy (the husband) was brilliant in the show The Windsors.

Yes dear, stfu 😄

🤣🤣🤣

@Nero 😭

Quite right, quite right indeed.