Initially, 'Final Fantasy 7 Remake' had plans to release on the Nintendo Switch. This changed when developers were unable to find a fix for various critical performance issues on time, resulting in the port's cancellation. The source of these performance issues remains unknown.

that's at LEAST two bananas of radiation (or for americans, 4.13 football fields)

tifa being highly radioactive somehow contributes to the theme of ff7

The background noise is not from the game itself, but from the Nintendo Switch console ablaze

The background noise is actually a nearby geiger counter jumping off the scale as every atom of the Nintendo Switch running the game spontaneously disassociates into pure corium, immediately killing everyone in the room

It needs more dedotaded wam

Fully modeled.

Yet it runs perfectly fine on steamdeck!

THE JOKE IS THAT TIFA'S BOOBA HAS A BAJILLION POLYGONS THAT'S THE JOKE IT'S BECAUSE HER TITTIES ARE MASSIVE THAT'S THE JOKE THAT'S THE JOKE THAT'S THE JOKE please shut the fuck up about console war shit in 2023

Nintendo still behind in the performance department I see. I mean, they only recently gave us a console with more than 32 GB storage.

Tifa pie chart