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Instant coffee is a miracle
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One fk and you're an instant $DADDY ! ! !
"I love instant coffee because it's INSTANT!" - Tate 2025
Coffee is the only socially acceptable addiction that doesn’t come with a court date.
Why does everyone think Tate will solve all their fuck-ups? He’s just selling hot air that doesn’t exist.
No it's not. It's fucking disgusting and takes almost no time to use fresh beans and a French press. are you a woman? Why are you looking for convenience.
Jesus is a miracle
Imagine bragging about “alpha male” life while hyping up coffee that dissolves like your moral compass. Instant coffee isn’t a miracle, Andrew; it’s the beverage version of your worldview: cheap, bitter, and pretending to be something it’s not.
His making brokies feel angry, you either feel inspire or hate as for me i will always choose inspiration.
That sounds like poor man behavior. A poor man is always in a rush, and has no time to enjoy things slowly. That’s a luxury you cannot afford, and it’s not priced in dollars.. it’s a peace of mind and stillness that comes with inner work and mindfulness practice.
$RNT ☕️ Starbucks is for fags💯
my dad brought this from thailand it's probably the best coffee i ever had and it's instant i had pods i had all types of coffee
dry scoop that up.
BUY $OSAK #ifeelbetter
3:33 minutes video. I saw what you did there @Cobratate .. Divine timing or just flexing your editing skills?
Instant coffee is like a sex doll…. You might feel like you’re banging but you’re just humiliating yourself
The the true $CATVAX DNA right there Stronger Coffee ☕️ 💪 Once a #CATVAXXER always a #CATVAXXER 🔱 $CATVAX #catvax #CATVAXXERS @DrProfitCrypto @Cobratate @wallstreetbets @TheRoaringKitty @kazumorito
Nicotine and caffeine. Don’t need any other substance.
Fair point
guess who discovered coffee, goats.... @grok am I right
3 minutes bro💀
10-15 coffees a day. No excuses.
I love instant coffee. 👑✨️
Instant coffee is for men who want fast dopamine and slow decline. Legends don’t settle for shortcuts - they create their own rituals.
Mi wife makes mi coffee. Checkmate.
The best deug on earth
Quick, comforting, and always there when you need a boost.
@Cobratate You need to make a video about how gay it is to turn and solves a Rubik’s cube and how much time you waste turning the cube and that because you’re a real G you just throw it in the air and it’s solved. Dm me I got 5 different self solving Rubik’s Cube. Collab…
Addiction is a sign of weakness. Man up.
And with a little bit of cinnamon.... yummy
Don't like it. I'm more of a tea lover.
Top G
@Cobratate Even in the simplicity of instant coffee, we find strength. A warrior's drink to fuel our march for justice. Ad astra per aspera—to Kekhalla's vigor we march kek!
