‘INTELLIGENCE IS A UTILITY’ - Sam Altman - Open Ai

…That’s just a video of Sam Altman in his lair speaking to his minions, where’s the dramatic reading?

this is straight up genius.. this is exactly what he sounds like when he talks to himself late at night in his jammies.

"Intelligence is a utility... And I forgot to pay the bill" - The rest of the quote, probably

Massive skaven vibes with this one 😂

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day 😂

Thats exactly what I imagine when that dude is talking.

Damn near assaulted the mic!

When you put it like that, it’s even more disturbing than the Altman original

Brilliant.

Spot-on dramatic narration of Sam Altman's inner turmoil. 😂

this is how he speaks to his clawdbots

This got me rollin 🤣💯 spot on!

I'm sure the devil inside Sam speaks to him like this 😅😂 and eventually we all can hear the devil inside him as he speaks.

10/10! I will now hear Sam Altman in this voice forever after.

@FStrongpaw 😂😂😂😭😭😭

"Like this 'AAAHHH!'" 😂

@Sophty_ I mean it fits with the man’s type of personality lol 😂

haha this is so accurate this is what sam altman should sound like instead of his cringy voice

sounds concerning 😭😭😭

AI could've been a blessing for humanity. But it cannot be what it is supposed to be in the capitalism mentality of profit making and eventually taking maximum control as the power gets concentrated. Sad reality. That's why AI is not working properly in capitalism vs in China.

You're quoting a person who had to settle a lawsuit for RAPING HIS SISTER credibly. Also a puppet of DARPA to have you and others use Open AI which is NOT open and is not AI, to train it, giving it your talent and media and creation so they can sell it back to you and control you with it. WC2026

Brilliant.

Good impression dude, If I closed my eyes it'd be impossible to tell the difference between you and the real Altman (:

By the way you are behaving in the video. It looks like you need a nice walk in Nature and forget about AI for a little while.

So disturbing... So accurate

1:11 me when I open my email on monday morning ☕️ Absolute cinema, this is now my canon voice for him 😅

Imma jus go fishin for real

Intelligence is my precious! Everyone wants precious.

Frightening on so many levels 😞

Someone finally captured what I hear every time Altman talks.

Oh you are good! The eery red filter with that voice! And your acting and the content. Props to your craftsmanship.

Listening to this for some reason I could hear Peter MacNicol, but bravo for capturing the weasley & petulant tone of such a bottom feeding cretin like Sam Altman.

Absolutely exquisite delivery. Also, as well you already know: TERRIFYING.

the nipple tweak was simultaneously perfect and deeply upsetting