Introducing the Yanket! The only blanket that lets you multitask.

The customer reviews are in!

It helps that I have like 30 of those oversized hoodies 😂

I almost died when you said I wanna masterbate with that face 😂 😂 😂

No need for 𝕏 anymore, you’ll be a multimillionaire in 6 weeks 😂

Don’t we all 😫

If you ever happen to get caught just say they're fighting or your dick owes you money

Bro, I created this in the backseat of a 78 MonteCarlo in 1985.

🤣🤣🤣 omg

😂😂😂😂

Trademark it 😂🤣

I’m in hahahah

I need a Yanket now. When is the preorder 😂

Back on track I see 🥳🤣

I mean... I'd buy one.

😂😂😂

😂

Lmao 🤣 you are a man with ideas

Good god man!! You’ll be rich!! 😆😆

😂👊🏻

😂😂😂banger

Oh sure.

PLEASE post link to website. I need one of these after getting caught and arrested 5 times.

I really need to see the movement

😂🤣🤣😃😊where was this product when I was a horny kid...

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Holy shit hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahaah

Dang, got here too late. Sold out already.

Is this a paid advertisement lol 😂

Ill buy one!!!

🤣🤣🤣☠️

The Brits already have a version of this. It's called the Wanket.

Scarlett johanded

I think Seth Macfarlane might like a word

You can always count on yanket ingenuity to solve problems. Only in America.

I always insta buy a new product from rabbi schmu.. I mean DR. Clown MD

Dr. Peter.

I wonder what Elliot is up to?

🤔would Amazon have this blanket, asking for somebody who might be interested in trying it!🤷‍♂️😂🤣😂🫢

Lol. This is so wrrrong

Link?