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iPhone stolen? No problem. Immediately control your phone from your Mac and disable settings for account restrictions so they cannot turn it off. Open Maps and track their location real time! Bet the thief comes back to return it. 💀
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This was THE best @Apple WWDC in almost a decade. Summarising top takeaways:

Venmo/ Revolut: we let friends to send money to each other easily Apple: hold my beer

For the foreseeable future please find me nodding my head vigorously ‘No’ at the gym while wearing my airpods

As a girl, it is a mini freakout moment when you don’t have wifi, network and are on low battery. Text your live location by using messages via SATELLITE, for free

Now the big thing - AI for them = ✨Apple Intelligence✨

1. Rewrite, proofread and summarise your text automatically If you still send typo-ridden grammatically incorrect emails, there is no more benefit of doubt, sorry! Does this help or disrupt @copy_ai ?

2. Generate illustrations with your face in them No 4k images though, looks like a @midjourney v1. Does this help attest to their creator monetisation strategy?

@midjourney 3. Prioritising notifications! Goodluck with all those annoying ads to “order food” or “read 100+ news articles” Never gonna miss a text from mom again! 🥹

@midjourney 4. One swipe edit out those exes out of cute pictures ✌🏻 RIP @facetune ?

@midjourney @facetune 5. Zone out of those random calls while “hmming” along as now these are recorded - review the notes later RIP @CallRecordApp ?

@midjourney @facetune @CallRecordApp 6. Calendar - Maps - Email - iMessage all talking to each other Welcome to the era of ✨personal assistants✨

@midjourney @facetune @CallRecordApp 7. ✨Siri, the ultimate personal assistant ✨ (Finally!) - No more editing: directly summarise and add notes to email (love @Superhuman!) - OTP version of file search: search for your license and add the ID number with no copy pasting 🔥

@midjourney @facetune @CallRecordApp @Superhuman 8. Siri, the ultimate search and bot that filters my data (and not just say, “sorry I didn’t get that but here are 5 bullshit links from Google”) 🥹

@midjourney @facetune @CallRecordApp @Superhuman And finally, Brrrrrrrrre goes the NVIDIA top line and Apple’s OpenAI bill… ChatGPT on iPhone

@midjourney @facetune @CallRecordApp @Superhuman For me, the BEST is - we finally have a calculator on iPad guys 🥹🥹💀💀

Enough simp-ing, no Apple post is complete with a bit of cringe: - colour your icons in any shade (welcome back, 90s!) - multiple emojis in iMessages (@WhatsApp be sus-ing) - scheduling messages (@telegram be laughing) - inbox categorisation (@gmail: “welcome to the 21st century”) - photos grouped and memories (@Google photos in stitches rn) - Apple tv ‘insight’ (@PrimeVideo been there seen that) - subtitles will be in sync (LOL) - we got ✨passwords✨ 💀

@midjourney @facetune @CallRecordApp @Superhuman @WhatsApp @telegram @gmail Apple’s annual homage to its rainbow coloured logo history 🏳️🌈 As always, I assume it to be a support for pride month 🥹🫶🏻

@midjourney @facetune @CallRecordApp @Superhuman @WhatsApp @telegram @gmail Where ‘em @Android bros now? 👀

