Is Chris Farley Playing Multiple Roles?

Jesus christ you people are fucking retarded

You had me till Chris Christie.

This is ridiculous. I have known the Farley family for decades. My cousin found him when he was DEAD. And Kevin is his brother. He also has another brother Johnny. Brothers look and sound alike. It happens. Stop this nonsense.

Wow, thanks for the family tree! Next time, just send a Christmas card instead of a post.

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Remember when Elon Musk tweeted a couple years ago: "Full disclosure, I'm actually a 3000 year old vampire. It's such a trial assuming all these false identities over the centuries!" People thought he was joking.

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This can’t possibly be a sincere claim. Honestly…stop.

OK man, your conspiracy stuff is entertaining, but I guarantee you, Chris Farley is not Chris Christie try again

@NateSaltLake Yeah I doubted that one myself