It’s better with Achy Breaky Heart

Heeeeeey Macarena!

I don’t want to be a dick, but I kinda do. Are you a warrior society if you like lost all your wars? I mean fuck, Native Americans put up a damn good fight and earned respect, Vikings had a goddamn age named after them, and even goths got a subgenre of hot chick porn but they all won battles against superior forces. I don’t know (maybe they did?) of any battles the Māori ever won

The Trump edit.

Give your beautiful wife a gift she can cherish forever.

To all the large, tough islanders: I disavow what OP has done and I will continue to disavow the next 500 redubs with other songs as well.

Wuss

Wish me luck, I've just uploaded this to Facebook where a bunch of lefty pearl-clutching kiwis will see it 🤣

Muahahaha

Billy Ray Cyrus is rolling in his grave right now.

How about Macarena?

Somebody else did that earlier as I recall