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It's Passenger Princess season. There's nothing better than breaking the speed limit in a car that nobody else can afford on your way to a hotel that nobody else can afford. Girl in the passenger seat is playing the same 6 songs on repeat, taking selfies and has no... show more
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Question is.. Bugatti or Mclaren?

You have very feminine hands and I notice you love to adorn them with sparkly things. Also genius, any car or hotel that “nobody else” could afford would never get built.

your life sounds extremely empty, bro

So you're going to save the world with this kind of mindset " There's nothing better than going over the speed limit in a car that no one else can afford, on the way to a hotel that no one else can afford". Lol.

my passenger princess application

Passanger princess duties 1. Put on a super cute outfit and look hot in those new high heels he just bought for you. 2. Take charge of the music and play the playlist you made just for him. 3. Ask him to stop for an iced coffee even tho i already made us 20 minutes late, good thing he has a super car and drives super fast breaking all the speed limits and your mind all at the same time. 4. Look extra beautiful and nonchalantly sip on your iced coffee. 5. Give heads scratches the whole drive. 6. Compliment him how sexy he looks while he’s driving every 5 minutes so he doesn’t forget that how obsessed you are with him. 7. Get excited and cheer for him every time he’s trying to race another man, let him know that no other man compares to him, show no fear of the speed. 8. Occasionally give bad directions because he’s way too handsome when he drives and you weren’t paying attention because of how dreamy he looks. 9. Be grateful of the passenger princess lifestyle you have by doing anything he asks. 10. Never complain. Princesses should NEVER complain, they’ll be quickly ditched on the side of the road.

The power of status

Yes there is … being home with a loving wife.

I’m sorry, Andrew, but your hand reveals an easy life. I had to quit being a starting halfback in the 10th grade and take a full time job on the back of a garbage truck from four to midnight. I started my painting company in 1983, and today, at 70, I’m still my best and hardest working employee. This is what a hand (and wrist) looks like after a lifetime of good honest hard work, and if it doesn’t make me a “G”, then that must stand for “Goofy mf”.
