Jesus Christ…

"Jebus, grant me the power of marksmanship so I don't need an AR15 with a bump stock to down a deer, just a bolt action .308 seems sufficient for the Scottish, but I shoot like an Imperial Stormtrooper at a Skywalker. In Jebus' name I pray, amen,"

Well the only hunter on the ballot is the democrat VP candidate soooo…..

Got a bit crazy with the sharpie. Does he do hurricane maps too?

It’s hard to distinguish between parody and real MAGA thoughts

"This country was freely given with our blood and tears" made me lol

Translation: I like to kill things, and I want to keep doing it.

I pray he gets better at applying his mascara.

No thanking the black enslaved that built the shit and harvested the crops in that prayer huh? 🙄

Apart from specific content in his words (where to start?), this is a perfect example of the kind of "prayer" that I have been bothered by my whole life. It's a sermon "disguised" as a prayer. Very thinly disguised--some passages directly address those he's preaching to, not God.

Strong Economy 👇🏼