Junior dev: "I pushed the .env too, you can test it now." Senior dev: "Why?" Junior dev:

If only there were a way to configure the repository so that files with specific extensions wouldn't be pushed. Unfortunately, computers just aren't that advanced yet

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lol, it's like: "oh do not commit .env file, instead let's share them back and forth on external apps that we don't full control so we can protect it"

Truee😭😭

I fucking hate this shit where junior dev is basically a synonym for retard. As an undergraduate, I need have serious brain injuries to make mistakes like this. Literal common sense

😂😂just a joke man,let's connect

He just means we should think about how to do things different. He never said we should take a dump on security.

Yess let's connect brother

Idk how and why git is responsible for not wanting to push env files. And you can push env files as long as you encrypt them using something like dotenvx

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I like theo but this is one of the dumbest take. Cuz I really dont care committing them but my agent does. And before i do anything its just start to yell at me

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lowkey, elite baller knowledge

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Still not sure why this is memed that much - @theo is right u know ? (And its not like there arent any tools to i.e. encrypt certain files in the upload or some such

Dotenvx solves this, no?

Lmao but he is right tho

Varlock is the way

Wild Theo Spotted

I commit example.env all the time.

Good lets connect

@theo I'm started seeing everyday on my feed

You push it so hackers can get honeypotted

Yepp honeypot trap,let's connect

bro is just that guy who used to work at blizzard and streams now with a 2nd puberty lmao

peak

@theo do you still stand by this opinion?

@theo Let's connect buddy

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Lmao 😂

I usually commit .env with SOPS + AGE, when I work with a hand full of people. Encrypted nice and easy

Lmao 😂

Where is the original video?

If whole infrastructure lives in private virtual network or on big iron, who really cares about credentials for 10.0.0.67 or even better, localhost? I’m not a fan of putting .env files in Git, but I can understand why some teams do it - especially in Extreme Programming (XP).

Lol 🤣

Just use bitwarden+bw cli etc then its no problem at all pushing .env. on the contrary its recommend kinda.

" How do you know that you can't fly if you never jumped of a cliff " ahh Theo 🥀

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People get lazy and want a one stop shop for all configurable runtime parameters regardless of whether they're sensitive or not. We already had a tool for preconfigured setups, it's called scripts.

@theo is so right with this. We take so much for granted… because it was always like this.

haha funny dog

git-crypt has been around for a decade

Is this real? Was he really speaking of this in front of devs and swes from major companies?

Some jnrs only learn in the hard way. 😂😂

Why can't we push our credit card details?

@grok what was the original talk about?