Kill tech now

It gets a lot of hate, but for a ton of young people, they can’t fully grasp concepts because they literally don’t have the words. Then they’re given the words as slang like ‘forcing function to touch grass’ and it’s the way they get to express the big emotion that otherwise would have just been a swirling color. Everyone wants the same things, they just sound weird because young people are only being given like ten identities to pick from, a bucket of meme slang to express their ideas, and a life that’s moving much too quickly to figure out who they even are.

Good point.

Your first mistake was going to a Blue Bottle let alone the one in South Park

Blue Bottle is a root cause of many SF problems 👍

Lol yup sounds about right.. most are medicated dorks trying to sound intelectual... they just need a better social setting...

Medicated on what cuz it’s not the fun stuff?

I remember during the first dot com insanity that the techies would sit in coffee shops and talk about how rich they were going to get from their stock options. I guess the new guys are lamer than that, but things really haven't changed much.

Can this be the last dot com boom cuz I’ve lived through three and I’m over it.

@PatienceHu11712 2 was enough for me. Maybe I could have handled 3 but I'm claiming a special circumstances exemption from the one you're, sadly, suffering.

@PatienceHu11712 How do I apply

I’m still waiting for the point

Touché.

What a creep listening to other peoples conversations

We all do it.

He thought he cooked here but just exposed himself as a self-righteous creep

No way to know for sure.

Take the screens away from the kids now.

For real tho.

Spoiler; this is autobiographical

Shut up, YIMBOT.

Not your best ragebait, Carl.

but the dude himself is probably a tech bro ?? what's wrong with what they said?? conversations like that are normal, no ??? like people complain when someone says ping me to meet.. what's wrong with that

You’re ok man.

Why is this guy all up in someone’s business and personal conversation? What a weirdo creep. This video of his “take” is beyond lame. People like him with his dumb AirPods in, are why people hate SF. Everyone trying to outwoke or be so above someone else. GTFOY

Am I the only weirdo who eavesdrops? What do you do at an airport?

@divine_herbs I’ve gotten some of my best tips that way. One time Myrna Melgar sat in a booth next to us at Underdogs on 9th Ave. and went on and on about how she wanted to be the next president of the Board 😄

@divine_herbs Herb Caen started it!

@divine_herbs Plus that Overheard SF bit in the Chron or whatever.

Sounds like the language chronically online people use.

I love it. Thank you to andruyeung on TikTok for posting this gem.

I mean he was at a blue bottle coffee…

Meanwhile the Mission District...

honestly sounds like my avg conversation

Blue bottle in South Park is why you ppl never leave anywhere else bc I really don't hear any of this

South Park shouldn’t be a thing. Just demo all of it.

That never happened. Two dudes don’t just sit at a coffee shop and ask each other “what do you like about your girlfriend”. It’s a skit…

I didn’t see a single thing in that conversation that’s was worthy of any type of contempt lmao >I met my gf through a sales email - Okay > Having a gf grounds you - Okay > I want to quit my job and go all in with a singular focus on something I’m passionate about - Okay What’s the problem? Lmaoo People make TikTok’s about the dumbest shit

@Kellen_the_man and @BenyaminHolley this guy overheard your conversation and is posting about it

It’s time

We had to commute there Friday to see a specialist at UC SF. A horror show of traffic and stress to get there but It was great to see the massive increase in law enforcement has had a huge positive impact. After our appointment we killed hours of time to avoid traffic back to Sac/Roseville so we hiked around the presidio area and the Bridge. Very clean and no homeless to be seen anywhere. It was awesome. The new pavement from the bridge north to Tiburon was some of the smoothest I’ve ever driven on. But the lane width? What the hell? So damn narrow.

Do you know how many people live in San Francisco?

Bros just made he doesn’t have a best bro like those 2 were

You were there weren’t you?

That blue bottle coffee is like the heart of darkness for venture capital lol

@MarcBaiza just stay home bro

@MarcBaiza Marc is the problem.

Sounds like AI is adapting their language and communication skills

I’m telling you guys…I’ll go to sf soon and film a vid by some shops

@papa_ursinia seems normal

Just a couple of guys clowning around.

I find nothing wrong with this other than this never happened

@jakelake Full autism? WTF is that?

So this ugly Asian kid is a bugman striver nerd. Makes sense.

He’s kewtttt!

C'mon, I'm sure we all can related to quitting your job and going "full autism" on something

Tbh his point about a woman having “good judgement and reasoning” is actually a huge green flag for me too. Top 5 turn ons.