Last night was crazy

He’s a mix of Jay(Inbetweeners), David Brent, Trigger, Ian Beale & Zippy(Rainbow) in his head he thinks he’s Tony Montana, Charlie Sheen & Ronnie Gay Kray! Fuck right off you Wank Stain

Look like your in a prison mate

Clearly had his chain and sampson phone with the data robbed last night. On the reserve iphone 10 with no sim for the rest of the trip

Data will be greater

T J WANNA

Data will be greater, peeps…

Ain’t been to the gym yet… strength of the man

new enemy unlocked ..data

Mad night - zero evidence= full of sh it

The £2 millionaire should be the name of the feature film (cartoon) or whatever he is writing or colouring in. Imagine boasting you can only get a woman by paying for 3 of them.😆😆😆

Your so full of shit

Things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most

Is he in Tijuana but just always calls it Tit-u-arna?

Bet his daughter is proud of him😱

The ticky tocky mug wants ur number. I can't imagine the convo u 2 absolute window lickers could have. * my dad's harder than ur dad*... oh Dan..

Never heard anyone travelling and just constantly moans about where they are .. Get back to S/E London.. Those places are Mayfair by comparison 😂